- At my middle school we all get Mac laptops which are white and shiny. We all named them Edward. MLIT
- Friday in Bio. my teacher handed us a lab. It was about finding prophase. I started jumping up and down doing litte yips when a girl (who is new) said "OMG! Twilight Girl are you okay?" MLIT
- Today my friend took a bite of an orange. She flinched and said "whoa, it's strong.... but not as strong as Edward," and walked away dramatically. MLIT
- I have watched twilight 26 times in a row. MLIT
- So today at my church I realized that the guy I like also has a silver Volvo, along with his other car. I am now determined to date him. MLIT
- A few weeks ago I broke my leg, and I had to be in a boot for prom. I was told I looked like Bella Swan 32 times that night. MLIT
- The other day, I was reading New Moon in front of my computer, when my boyfriend, who has not read nor watched Twilight, walked up behind me and smelled my hair before he sighed and said "Your smell is like a drug to me." I love my boyfriend. MLIT
- I woke up this morning and said to my mom my neck hurts then she said well you fell off your bed and stayed on the floor last night thats probably why and I said oh I thought Edward came to life from one of my posters and bit me so then we can be together forever and she started laughing at me! MLIT
- Today, Facebook decided to tell me in its own special way that I look up too much Twilight stuff. It suggested I become friends with someone called 'Kristen Cullen'. I have no connection to her - it's just that her name is Cullen. MLIT
- Today, I read that people who steal phones look up contact such as "mom" and "dad" and ask for a bank account number to steal your money. After reading that, I plan to change my mom to Esme and my dad to Carlisle :) MLIT
- At soccer practice it began to lightly rain. Soon enough lightning and thunder followed. I turned to my two closest teammates and said, "Hey, the Cullens are playing baseball!" MLIT
- On my way home from school I stopped at a redlight behind a SILVER VOLVO! Excited I couldnt stop thinking about it until a few minutes later a YELLOW PORSHE LOOKING SPORTS CAR drove past me, I didnt think it could get any better but A RED JEEP WITH HUGE TIRES just like Emmetts drove past me. MLIT!!!
- Today I was feeling upset about my friends so I decided to watch a movie to take my mind off them when I choose a random movie I picked Twilight, when I saw what movie I picked I felt instantly better. MLIT.
- Today is my seventeenth birthday. When someone asked me how old I was, I said "17" and then I wanted to say "for a while"
- The other day in Biology, were we working with microscopes. Suddenly feeling very goofy, I pushed the microscope to my lab partner and said, in my best Edward Cullen impression, "Hello, I'm sorry I haven't formally introduced myself. My name is Edward Cullen, and I think that's prophase." MLIT.
- Today, this guy was asking me for relationship advice. Friends and I were telling him what to do, and he just couldn't understand. Finally I said, "YOU ARE HER JACOB" and he gave me this horrified look and I knew he understood, Twilight is now my inspiration for relationship advice. MLIT
- Today in biology, my friends and I were on mystery google - we decided to type in one of our names into it and it took us to the wikipedia page for "Edward Cullen"! He then proceeded to make sure that we didn't tell everyone that he was secretly a vampire, he's my new best friend! MLIT
A: MY LIFE IS TWILIGHT.
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